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The holy foreskin of Christ
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this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2026
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LEAVING OUT THE BEST PART. The way they authenticated the foreskin was by tasting it.
I'm out, too much internet today
The lord's foreskin has a slight spice to it. Great addition to any soup or stew.
Fuck! I forgot to pick up some dried christ foreskin for my recipe.
So literally, Jesus Christ in a handbasket?
Just a dash, don't want you to catch the spirit.
Sauce?
wow so much of religion is just people going along with it like "yeah this is normal I totally taste holiness. so I'm going to heaven right?"
We should find a way to turn the tasting of baby Jesus's foreskin into a common phrase
So .. like bacos?
Foreskin crunchers sounds an awful lot like some kind of snack.
Wat
Nah nah fuck you, fuck this ritualistic barbarism shit, I’m eating fucking Christ. 🤢