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I can knot keep white shoes clean myself. It's not the sole white thing I can't keep white either.
You need Jesus. 🙎♀️ 🎭
I find that comment just laced with vitriol, I need jesus my left foot. I do not toe the religious line.
But do you speak in tongues?
No vitriol intended at all. It was intended as a jesting reply about the puns you used in your previous comment. I included the "comedy/tragedy masks" emoji to make it clearer that my reply was in jest and appreciation for a good pun.
It was just an excuse to use more puns on my part, I ran out of shoe words so used some foot related ones. I am under the gun to come up with some more here as another just punned me back. I can't think of a way to work grommel in there and that's about the last shoe word I know.