But why, some say, our noses? Why choose this as our goal? And they may well ask, why climb the highest mountain? Why, 35 years ago, fly the Atlantic? Why does Rice play Texas? We choose to cut off our noses. We choose to cut off our noses... We choose to cut off our noses in this social media post and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they will hurt those who can't afford healthcare and we can send those noses to billionaires; because that goal will serve to organize and measure how pacified you have all become, because that challenge is one that will make us laugh, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one we intend to grossly profit off of using Polymarket, and the others, too.