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[-] brem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[-] oce@jlai.lu 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You plan on discovering a pirate treasure chest?

[-] brem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

No, my life hack is I never needed very much food & I'm happy with living in squalor. I've been secretly practicing my taxidermy skills in preparation for the uprising. With a dash of salt, some needle & thread, styrofoam & trading skills; my goal is to build a monument to the greed of humanity & trade tickets for more taxidermy materials.

[-] oce@jlai.lu 2 points 1 week ago

Sounds like some kind of plan, I guess!

[-] brem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

My real plan is to provide an escape, be it from reality or the mundane ferocity of Internet.

[-] oce@jlai.lu 2 points 1 week ago

I'll share some grilled crickets with you if we meet after the apocalypse.

[-] brem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I like grilled crickets.

Fluffy & crunchy.

I also like living crickets.

Not only do they emphasize my jokes as they fall flat.. crickets also provide food for so many other things.

Keystone critters...

this post was submitted on 15 Sep 2026
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