20TF living in Shinjuku since last summer, looking to make friends and meet people :)
i turned my apartment into a hangout spot with a bunch of stuff:
- full size touchscreen dart machine
- DAM karaoke machine with a proper mic setup
- truck sim rig with wheel, pedals and monitor
- a Sunmi kiosk where you can play games and print custom memes/gifs on a receipt printer
- a BLÅHAJ pit (400 shark plushies) with ocean wave projectors, sound effects and an OLED tv
i found security vulnerabilities in Red Bull and Tom Holland's beer company, reported them responsibly, and they hooked me up as a thank you. 15 cases of Red Bull and 20 cases of Tom Holland's NA beer which is honestly great for cocktails. i also do this kind of work full time as a security researcher, you might have seen some of my stuff in the news for hacking FIFA, McDonald's, Frontier Airlines, the Pope's prayer app, and a bunch of others
im pansexual, trans, self employed in cybersecurity, and free basically all the time. very much a people person and honestly pretty lonely here, so id love to meet cool folks for friendship, dates, events, whatever
i love tech, programming, animals, nature, musicals, baking, hiking, gaming, clarinet, cocktail mixing, geocaching, record collecting, and crime documentaries. music taste is Tally Hall, Will Wood, classic rock and metal. you can also watch me hack live if you're into that lol
based in Shinjuku, happy to grab a drink or food nearby and see if we vibe. open any day, any time
looking to connect with women, trans folks, and non-binary people. thanks for respecting that <3
this reads like the most 公安調査庁 post ever, and not in anyway naisu.
bro, im not a fucking fed, im an ethical hacker ya dingus.
That's what the last 庁人 said. And the fact you're helping corporations instead of ヤクザ only makes read more ඞ
why the fuck would i want to help the japanese mafia?! My job is to find security vulnerabilities and report the issues to the companies. fuck off lol
yep, corpi-scum.
shoo shoo.
I got my own troubles to secure.
and if you wanna verify the link to my profile is on my site bobdahacker.com which has been featured on several news websites.
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do you have nothing better to do than to sit on your ass all day and troll like a little chud.
🎶 I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud, playing league all day till the sun comes up. 🎶A better use of our time here is revealing exactly how you helped Red Bull and Tom Holland’s beer company, with a full incident report, vulnerability exploit, and whatever is not on your website.
!dating@lemmy.world is three instances down cities.