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[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 67 points 1 day ago

take the glass, drink the water, pull out the Mandarin, no drop was spilled.

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago

Too much mustache, I'd lose at least a drop or two

[-] communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 3 points 13 hours ago

That's just spilling it into your mouth.

[-] spankysalmon@fedinsfw.app 28 points 1 day ago

Would you want to drink water ten+ kids put their hands in?

[-] irish_link@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

In the voice of Rocky and Bullwinkle announcer

Joins for

Immune system boost!!

Or

Sicknes of 100 hands!

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 4 points 22 hours ago

If you think that's dirty just wait till you have kids

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 19 hours ago

Well, exactly the problem. It's not just any hands, but child hands.
When I dig through my memory, my hands could've often been classified as biohazard. Genuinely.

We had a separate toilet room with no sink. I've used to spend a lot of time closed there. I've also played with wet toilet paper, modeling it into shapes.
Remember, no sink. So, how did I get it wet? Yeah, just like that. And I didn't necessarily flush before.
Sometimes I even used turds wrapped in a layer of toilet paper. It was warm and squishy.

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 3 points 17 hours ago

How long ago are we talking 👀 toilet fister

[-] reptar@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Toilet Fister lol. Did Voyager do tags? Oh, yes it does. Sweet

[-] spankysalmon@fedinsfw.app 3 points 21 hours ago

Grosser things existing doesn't make this magically OK.

[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago

There are clubs in Los Angeles where children's dirty bathwater cocktails sell for $50.00 a glass.

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago
[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 points 21 hours ago

A connoisseur, it seems, has entered the chat...

[-] Lauchmelder@feddit.org 7 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

the water is laced with rat poison...

[-] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 16 hours ago
[-] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

The glass comes with a free frogurt.

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 14 points 21 hours ago
[-] Lauchmelder@feddit.org 3 points 21 hours ago

But you're not the one having to drink the water

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 21 hours ago

Well i guess this would then surely fail under lab (rats) conditions. :(

[-] Lauchmelder@feddit.org 1 points 21 hours ago

you are mocking this cruel torture these children are going through. god will have no mercy when you stand before his heavenly gates

[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Schrodinger's mandarin?

[-] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Or maybe just as bad, it's had like 12 school kids' hands dunked in it before you get a chance at this strategy.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago

Imagine the gotcha on that one!

this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2026
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