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take the glass, drink the water, pull out the Mandarin, no drop was spilled.
Too much mustache, I'd lose at least a drop or two
That's just spilling it into your mouth.
Would you want to drink water ten+ kids put their hands in?
In the voice of Rocky and Bullwinkle announcer
Joins for
Immune system boost!!
Or
Sicknes of 100 hands!
If you think that's dirty just wait till you have kids
Well, exactly the problem. It's not just any hands, but child hands.
When I dig through my memory, my hands could've often been classified as biohazard. Genuinely.
We had a separate toilet room with no sink. I've used to spend a lot of time closed there. I've also played with wet toilet paper, modeling it into shapes.
Remember, no sink. So, how did I get it wet? Yeah, just like that. And I didn't necessarily flush before.
Sometimes I even used turds wrapped in a layer of toilet paper. It was warm and squishy.
How long ago are we talking 👀 toilet fister
Toilet Fister lol. Did Voyager do tags? Oh, yes it does. Sweet
Grosser things existing doesn't make this magically OK.
There are clubs in Los Angeles where children's dirty bathwater cocktails sell for $50.00 a glass.
That seems low
A connoisseur, it seems, has entered the chat...
To Monty!
Give me the kniiiiiiiiiife
Pleeeeaaaaaaaase
the water is laced with rat poison...
That's bad!
that's bad
The glass comes with a free frogurt.
Good thing that I'm human :)
But you're not the one having to drink the water
Well i guess this would then surely fail under lab (rats) conditions. :(
you are mocking this cruel torture these children are going through. god will have no mercy when you stand before his heavenly gates
Schrodinger's mandarin?
Or maybe just as bad, it's had like 12 school kids' hands dunked in it before you get a chance at this strategy.
Imagine the gotcha on that one!