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“Why would you even get into bestiality?” he asked. “We’re not into bestiality,” said Patel.

In a further exchange, Patel explained to Senator John Kennedy, the Louisiana Republican, that previously, regulations had barred anyone who engaged in bestiality “on either side of it.”

“Either side of what, the bestiality?” asked Kennedy. “So you disqualified the animal?”

“We have great canines, but we’re not going to disqualify them,” said Patel.

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[-] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 28 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Honestly the US is so crazily stupid now. And that cones from someone who lived through Brexit and Boris Johnson as prime minister of the UK.

We are living in the stupidest timeline.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 26 points 16 hours ago

We are living in the stupidest timeline.

Careful, there's a 50/50 chance that every time somebody says that, the stupidest timeline gets stupider.

Maybe I shouldn't have quoted it.

[-] brem@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago

Nah, it's the most corrupt & greedy timeline...maybe.

The stupid people in charge are a feature, not a bug.

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