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The FBI Doubles Down on Easing ‘Bestiality’ Hiring Standards (www.wired.com)

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“Why would you even get into bestiality?” he asked. “We’re not into bestiality,” said Patel.

In a further exchange, Patel explained to Senator John Kennedy, the Louisiana Republican, that previously, regulations had barred anyone who engaged in bestiality “on either side of it.”

“Either side of what, the bestiality?” asked Kennedy. “So you disqualified the animal?”

“We have great canines, but we’re not going to disqualify them,” said Patel.

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[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 14 points 6 hours ago

I just keep thinking Furry Bureau of Investigation.

[-] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 5 points 4 hours ago

I never did before... but for the rest of my life, I will read "FBI" as "Furry Bureau of Investigation"

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 2 hours ago

Fuwwy BOwO of In-what'sthis?

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