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[-] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

I love when a truck driver gets thrown off by a woman forkie. Driver rocked up, rang the doorbell, I wandered out and he just cracked up. Apparently he was expecting a bloke and had a joke all lined up ready, but didn't want to tell it to me in case I slapped him. Apparently it was just to say "good morning short & curly!"

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago

You gotta step in first with "whatcha got for me knackers?"

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