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[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 43 points 3 days ago

Left is better because the poop hole is outside if the trousers

[-] cobysev@lemmy.world 59 points 3 days ago
[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 20 points 3 days ago

You're making a good argument here.

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Ooooooh, this trend makes so much more sense now

[-] MBech@feddit.dk 18 points 3 days ago

But also doesn't cover up the genitals, which is my main reason for ever even wearing pants.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago

Not warmth and protection from thorny branches?

[-] MBech@feddit.dk 2 points 3 days ago

I'm not some manly bushman traversing the wilderness on my daily journey to the office. I just don't want Dorothy from HR on my ass...

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

They trapped his member but maintained the freedom of his testicles. This is the future that liberals want

[-] MBech@feddit.dk 10 points 3 days ago

You assume he still has his testicles...

[-] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

I propose a 3rd option: a pair of pants for front and back legs. A male dog wouldn’t be able to pee in those.

[-] GloriousGasHole@piefed.social 4 points 3 days ago

I feel like that defeats the purpose of pants though. If it's cold outside, I want to keep the McNuggets warm.

I'm now picturing what it might be like if we all walked around in pants where the only parts exposed were the front and our butt hole.

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 1 points 3 days ago

Plus the tail can wag freely!

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