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[-] twinnie@feddit.uk 18 points 2 days ago

This one’s relatable. I left mine with a big job to do last night, the idea being that it could grind it while I was asleep and the at work, and it would have finished when I got back. Just checked in and it forgot to start it.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 days ago

Mine accumulated several public indecency charges.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 6 points 2 days ago

It forgot? Or you forgot? And if it forgot, what was it doing instead?

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

It spent the night taking care of Wolfie

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Burning a hole in their wallet

[-] twinnie@feddit.uk 7 points 2 days ago

Specifically, I asked it to clarify what it was supposed to do overnight as I’d given it a job and told it to start at midnight. I then said “good luck” for some reason and apparently that was all it took for it to get completely distracted.

[-] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Doomscrolling and developing a scaly kink.

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

Jerking off and posting on 4chan. AI is really ready to replace us.

this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2026
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