I am burnt toast man. For real. I am, just as Jesus said.

Excuse me, my pronouns are it/it. I identify as a sexual predator and as a protected class in the society manifested by the Trump administration, I would like to submit a document due faux ant order as the ways of the wind do wind me to bind me freely from all that do cost want not, obviously. Do you have crema? Like half-n-half? Ain't shit ob this boat brux me dog dipshit doories.

I have more balls in my ass than me, myself, and Catdog like fire go fumble fuck like a stork