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The Best Things
(lemmy.nz)
The best things don’t arrive at the door because you clicked “buy now.”
They arrive because, while you were searching somewhere else,
they had already, on quiet paws,
found you.
Friends don't let friends order from Amazon without mocking them, you lazy asshole.
Sometimes I order from the company's website and it shows up in an Amazon box anyway.
I hate when that happens! Lol, but we tried