Neighborhood cats shit right in the middle of my lawn. It stinks and the robot lawn mover makes it even worse.
I do NOT like cats, and this is not helping.
What works to keep them from shitting on my lawn?
The votes have spoken. Some people are cat lovers; thanks for the great advice from the rest of you! I will not go out of my way to accommodate other people's pets that aren't welcome on my property. My first weapon of choice will be chili because it's simple and cheap. Other ideas have been noted.
I'm glad you and the fictional version of me you've constructed can carry on this conversation without my continued involvement.
Don't need your involvement to know you're full of shit and that if your lawn was covered in dogshit from your neighbours that you wouldn't be pissed off.
I don't care if an animal shits on my lawn. I'm not rolling round on it, and I'm not super precious about my bougie lawnmower like OP.
Are you incapable of imagining that there are people out there who aren't joyless karens?
Tf are you talking about joyless...there is no joy in someone being careless with their 'pet' and neglecting them while letting them roam because look how cute fluffy is.