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this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2026
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90lbs a day? Bullshit.
People would just lie in the shitpost sub? What a preposterous idea!
This is a shitpost community. Screenshot here appears to be Twitter and so the context isn’t quite the same. Without context, any shitpost potential it has falls a little flat.
Twitter is a shitpost community.
OP being shown wasn't in here. Although if that's Xitter, then the entire site qualifies, I guess.
It is called lemmyshitpost, not lemmybullshitpost. So they have clearly a point. /s
This is just a statistical error. The average American eats 0 pounds of cheese per day. Cheese Georg, who eats thirty billion eight hundred thirty-four million pounds per day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.
Should use median cheese per day.
you've clearly never been to America. My friend Graham eats at least 100 lbs a day
How many kilo grahams is that?
There's no cheese in graham crackers. Dummy
But there is hamrags.
Had to look it up, about 40 lbs per year per person https://www.ers.usda.gov/data-products/chart-gallery/113732
Those a rookie numbers. If you're not slamming 100+ lbs of the orange every day, can you really call yourself American?
NFW I'm getting anywhere near slamming Chief Cheeto (unless we're talking newspaper headline style). Proudly "un-American" here.
If you're eating 90lb of cheese a day, there's no shit at all
Not so, once you're over cheese unity the cheese flows like water.
It's true, a much smaller number than most of us expected.
Yes, they were exaggerating for comedic effect. It's actually WAY more than that.
no it’s true
yeah who are these vegans they're interviewing