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This post is an update of the second part of my Moto server series: https://lemmy.zip/post/72142441

Rumor has it that keeping an 8-year-old phone permanently plugged in with its equally ancient Li-ion battery might not be the greatest idea ever conceived.

Some even claimed that a phone needs a battery to work.

Very negative people.

Anyway, I removed it.

Pettyl did not care.

nginx: UP PHP-FPM: UP MariaDB: UP WordPress: UP cloudflared: UP sshd: UP

The battery is currently sitting next to the phone, contributing absolutely nothing to the project.

Pettyl is now running entirely from USB power, at around 37°C, while continuing to serve the website like this is completely normal.

There is, however, one tiny detail the haters may enjoy:

It can’t boot without the battery.

So the official Pettyl disaster recovery procedure is now:

  1. Insert battery
  2. Boot Pettyl
  3. Connect USB power
  4. Remove battery
  5. Pretend this is enterprise infrastructure

The battery is no longer a battery.

It is the starter motor.

I see no problems with this architecture.

Anyway, Part 3 is going great.

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[-] tradicije@lemmy.zip 52 points 1 day ago

This is obviously ridiculous.

So I’ll do it.

[-] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm honoured to have my idea contributed to this project!

[-] tradicije@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Your contribution is noted and landed you a new position at Pettyl Industries!

Read Here

[-] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I graciously accept the position of Chief Energy Officer! Thank you!

[-] SuspiciousCarrot78@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

We are glad to inform you that your application to the USS Enterprise Engineering Department has been accepted!

Please do not turn Admiral Archer's beagle inside-out on day one and refrain from creating perpetual energy machines, sapient missiles or sexbots until you have undegone the requisite HR training and completed your schedule of immunisations.

this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2026
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