So, i live near the worst college. Absolute worst on every ranking (if it even gets ranked) except the parking lot is nice. Let's pretend it's called [Lemmy Junior College].

so i was getting to know some people once. mostly because i liked this gal and they were her friends. we were talking and i used a three syllable word. one of them stopped me and said "slow down, this ain't [Lemmy Junior College]". worst part is, they weren't joking.

my wife and i now say that to each other, generally to say i understand but in a joking manner.

three fucking syllables. seriously. i wish i remembered which one. it was probably syllable. it wasn't like i was trying to gossip about those dang heteroskedastics.