Why don't ghosts bother to cross the road? (lemmy.world)

submitted 18 hours ago by HexesofVexes@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because they're already on the other side.

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[-] antheraeavx@slrpnk.net 5 points 15 hours ago

I... I thought it was an anti-joke for an embarrassingly long time (i.e. until now)

[-] danciestlobster@lemmy.zip 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

It's ok I also only learned this recently but that definitely is the intent of the original joke. I think most of us just hear it the first time while too young to get it

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