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Anon's mom has questions (lemmy.nz)

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[-] Stolas@lemmy.ca 18 points 5 days ago

Just tell your mom you're into bodybuilding.

Body builders clearly aren't gay, they're just totally into being ripped and admiring other ripped men's muscles.

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Doesn't work if not going to the gym

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

Step 1: cultivate mass

this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2026

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