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this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2026
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Big brain tech dude got yet another clueless take over at HackerNews etc? Here's the place to vent. Orange site, VC foolishness, all welcome.
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"My name is Avrietzur Detkowsky. I am the Summoned Hero, brought from Earth to Elgor 69. I do not wish to water you."
"Master, I do not understand. I am plant. I am to be watered."
"I cannot explain, but it goes against my Earth customs to water plant."
"But Master, surely we will be less conspicuous in our journey together if you water me, as I am plant."
"Oh, I wish I could explain the tortures of my soul, as I struggle to maintain morality in the face of temptation. But no one on Elgor understands, least of all my traveling companion, plant."
"Master, please, I am plant. I am potted. The runes on my ceramic pot clearly spell out that I am plant and I belong to Master."
[much later]
"Oh no. Plant, my faithful companion, has fallen off a cliff and died."
It feels like this has to be some kind of karmic balance to the webfic ecosystem for the existence of the John Brown Isekai.