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Man who claims he spent 18 days in heaven says Jesus is a '6ft Mustang full of testosterone' | News Weird | Metro News (metro.co.uk)

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[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 61 points 4 days ago

Ah, if Jesus was born in the stable, makes sense he grew up as a horse. Or perhaps as a camel, trying to go through the eye of a needle.

[-] meat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 4 days ago

Think he actually had visions of Jesus as a glistening stud, but didn't want to say that?

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

I think he's a grifter asshole

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago

Hung like a horse

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

A stable genius!

[-] tal@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Or perhaps as a camel, trying to go through the eye of a needle.

Context for the uninitiated:

Matthew 19:24:

Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.

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