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Man who claims he spent 18 days in heaven says Jesus is a '6ft Mustang full of testosterone' | News Weird | Metro News (metro.co.uk)

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[-] GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 6 days ago

Gabe added that ‘in America, Jesus has been misrepresented. And there are so many cultural things that present him as if he’s some tolerant guy.’

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[-] HAL_9_TRILLION@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

My dude, it's written down. There's an actual book. But this is America, so he very likely can't read.

Also note my surprised face that the entire account is vaguely homoerotic. Yet again, repressed sexuality seems to be at play here.

[-] Darkonion@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

"horse jesus made me gay"?

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