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Man who claims he spent 18 days in heaven says Jesus is a '6ft Mustang full of testosterone' | News Weird | Metro News (metro.co.uk)

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[-] Lumisal@lemmy.world 40 points 4 days ago

Huh, guess the Koreans are the ones with the correct depiction then. Go figure.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 days ago

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

"...and on the 8th day, he doth roided up".

[-] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

Korean Jesus is fucking jacked.

[-] mobyduck648@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

When you carry your cross so much you get hench one punch man style.

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

His schwantz should be hanging below the loincloth.

[-] Lumisal@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Grower not a show-er; you must have faith

[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

It's "Schwanz", without the T.

[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

That's just Sylvester Stallone circa 2010

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