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[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

He isn't making the distinction, it's about not having a soul.

[-] Epp@lemmus.org 5 points 1 day ago

Where does one find the soul during an autopsy?

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

You don't, but the Pope will tell you it exists and that's why machines can't ever be conscious.

I don't understand why everyone is giving credence to chief pedo over here. Not that I think LLMs are conscious, just that the org that was saying the same about black people back in the day probably isn't an expert on the subject.

[-] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

As is well known, the soul is located under the bladder, for a great weight is lifted from it upon urination.

[-] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Believe it or not, the nipples.

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