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Our Solar System Is Terminally Unstable and Will Be Completely Destroyed, Study Finds (www.404media.co)

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[-] dellish@lemmy.world 32 points 14 hours ago

Humanity is more terminally unstable, so we win!

[-] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 1 points 12 hours ago

Whoever wins, we lose.

[-] essell@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Now we compete to rank which humans are most unstable!

[-] shartgargle@lemmy.zip 3 points 13 hours ago

I feel like I'm going up the ranks quickly.

[-] xylol@leminal.space 2 points 13 hours ago

This is how you end up with a new Hitler

[-] essell@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

I think it might already have happened

this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2026

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