Star Trek Replicator Chicken fingers. It looks perfect and is always the same, but it's the type of place where somebody probably got thrown out of a window for suggesting that a pinch of black pepper be put into the recipe. The sauce is pretty decent, but I hope you like it because it's utterly necessary. Good lemonade too. Founder leans right, but not "Cathy-family" right.

If you live somewhere with a Layne's Chicken, that's way better. Popeye's is generally better too, though it's traditional fast food grimy versus "pretend we're fast-casual" veneer that a lot of the chicken places like to do.

Oil! Lots of oil!

Utterly unseasoned chicken, but wonderful bread and good sauce.

Like, seriously, the chicken just tastes like the flour they fry it in. If I go there, I just order bread and a little sauce to dip it in