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Man discovers his parents’ coffee machine used 1TB of data in 10 days
(www.dexerto.com)
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Why tf would a coffee machine need internet? My espresso machine has like 5 buttons.
Mine has 3 and works just fine lol
Mine has two, though I really only need the one because longo shots are for psychopaths
Espresso, earl grey, hot.
https://xkcd.com/2570/
No one is getting this galaxy quest reference, my dude. Get outta here! This is really gay people like me!
Remote Control App to get it to brew a pot timed for when you come home from work