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Man discovers his parents’ coffee machine used 1TB of data in 10 days (www.dexerto.com)

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[-] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 7 points 5 days ago

To download beans?

[-] Fleur_@aussie.zone 15 points 5 days ago

You wouldn't download a bean

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Is that slang for lesbian porn?

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

I've downloaded some pretty good bean flicking videos.

[-] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

I cum to them

~the FBI

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