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Man discovers his parents’ coffee machine used 1TB of data in 10 days
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Anyone stupid enough to connect a coffee machine to the internet deserves a coffee machine that is connected to the internet.
https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTTP/Reference/Status/418
new house, microwave. WIFI option
FUCK NO
Settings->clock->time->manual
DONE
day 2, huh it's one minute slow. I must have not payed enough attention when setting it.
day 3, umm now it's two minutes slow.
day4, three minutes slow.
It's an $1800 microwave/oven combo that came with the house, there's no way the warranty will cover a slow clock
OK, FUCK, isolation network, NTP only,
Nope, no TCP, no time.
!@#!%!%#$%
Fine, have internet, I hope you choke on it. Isolation still at least.
I'd leave that clock at 00:00 and it can fuck itself