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[-] tigermountain@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

I want to be locked in a room with this guy for 24 hours with drugs to keep him conscious the entire time, an assortment of rusty surgical equipment, and a jar of about 5000 bullet ants.

[-] samsamsamsam@discuss.online 2 points 4 days ago

What are you going to do to him?

this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2026
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