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Man discovers his parents’ coffee machine used 1TB of data in 10 days (www.dexerto.com)

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[-] deltapi@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

I have a coffee maker that was made about 15 years ago and it's got this novel tech called a 'clock' and a 'timer' that it can use to start making coffee for me 5 minutes before my morning wakeup alarm goes off, and keeps the coffee hot for 2 hours following. Somehow it doesn't need internet.

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