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Most have probably never read the Bible either.

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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

What are you talking about? Next thing you're going to say he wasn't blond and blue-eyed?

[-] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I gotta say, of all the Jesuses, Korean Jesus is my favorite. Bro is ripped for your sins

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Swole Jesus, deliver us from the temptation to skip leg day!

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

His calves though... snickers

[-] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

More of a smith's build than a carpenter's, though, I think...

[-] Codpiece@feddit.uk 11 points 1 day ago

But he did speak English and have a crucifix on a chain around his neck, right?

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Obviously. And he loved shooting his AR-15.

Old but valid as ever:

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Matthew Jesus best Jesus.

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Ok, seeing as you mentioned the crucifix thing let's talk about why Adam and Eve have belly buttons

[-] Codpiece@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

So we’re just glossing over Adam banging his own female clone then?

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

That's getting discussed tomorrow

[-] siriusmart@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

bro, no spoilers

[-] darctiger88@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

He might have been, those features aren’t unheard of in that part of the world. My Greek husband was born with blond hair and has green eyes, his parents have blue eyes. He probably wasn’t, but even a minority of Palestinians are blonde.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Must have been an aryan in the woodpile.

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