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[-] Varesti@lemmy.zip 82 points 4 days ago

I lost a butt plug for 8 months because the safe spot was a giant container of condoms. I only found it because it glows in the dark and I thought the container was haunted when I woke up after a 2 hour nap.

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 53 points 4 days ago

Midway through reading the first line of your comment I was extremely worried

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 44 points 4 days ago
[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 days ago

Always always always have a flared base.

[-] Malica@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago

Not always guaranteed even with that, be careful folks, I barely escaped an embarrassing trip to the ER.

[-] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

Proportionate to one's own, ofc.

[-] bedwyr@piefed.ca 12 points 4 days ago

Ha ha, I as well was worried this story took a dark turn.

[-] Malica@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

I want a glow in the dark butt plug! That sounds awesome.

[-] Varesti@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

I got mine from a local shop, but it looks like there are a bunch of different options available online from the quick search I just did... Mine is glass and kinda looks like this one.

[-] Micromot@piefed.social 6 points 3 days ago

New opportunities for uranium glass

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

New product line : Uranus glass

[-] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

It's safe, though. Uranaliumâ„¢ has been deeply tested for safety.

[-] Malica@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Matrix like, it's cool

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