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[-] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 36 points 3 days ago

Honestly, she looks better in the original picture.

[-] cinoreus@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Isn't that the joke? Get that mar a Lago face so your husband looks richer?

[-] Shindo66@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

The cute girl on the left is not the kind of girl you end up with when you have money, you end up with the one on the right

[-] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 3 days ago
[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Money makes your brains go sour

[-] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 4 points 3 days ago

Girl on left would convince herself she doesn't deserve a rich partner if she actually had one

[-] mbp@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago

Rich people are often obsessed with status and appearance. Having a magazine model for a partner is "positive" for that status and appearance.

[-] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 days ago

If you wear makeup on a walk in the park then chances are you spend more money on your appearance in general

[-] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 3 points 3 days ago

Yup . That’s why I work so hard.

[-] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 days ago

So you can get a woman who looks like a department store mannequin?

[-] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 1 points 2 days ago

Sure. I am attracted to “classically beautiful” women. That doesn’t mean my heart is cold to anyone I form a bond with. I’m deeply committed to my personal journey through this life, but I’d never say no to a solid companion.

[-] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Classically beautiful means a nose job and magazine makeup?

[-] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 2 points 2 days ago

Idk I guess? I think the joke girl is more attractive than the original girl.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

What, you don't like plastic??

[-] nforminvasion@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yeah, a reaction doesn't have to be an approval of something. Satire exists, malicious complaince exits, parody exists, and in more serious situations, silence or compliance can absolutely be resentful or malicious.

Obviously none of us know the motive of the editor, not exactly at least. I actually imagined it to be a critique (intentional or not), that money can actually bring vain people into your life. It does act as a nice rebuke of the person's request, changing them to fit the role, instead of their partner.

[-] daggermoon@piefed.world 2 points 2 days ago

The one on the left looks cuddlier.

[-] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

They both do. Why would anyone ask to upgrade Mr Left?

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