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pauses massive bong rip

Wait what this doesn't sound like reality

checks

Hmmm

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[-] urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe 39 points 4 days ago

It’s just gonna be part of security audit theater. “Prove your organization is [x] compliant.”

IT: you have to use windows so we can add your computer to intune

Developer: no

IT: Microsoft pls

Microsoft: Ok it’s on Linux now, that’ll be another seat license for clamav wrapped in our logo or something

IT: omg we’re so secure

Auditing company: omg they’re so secure

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