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The Patriarch (lemmy.nz)
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[-] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 5 days ago

Christmas is ruined forever

[-] mcz@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The catholic way of seeing things is that Jesus - while being fully divine - was fully human. He would definitely want to see titties on his birthday. Denying that is a heresy.

[-] jdr@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 days ago

#lactationofstbernard

[-] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 5 days ago

jesus christ

[-] ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz 5 points 5 days ago

@pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
who? that's not jj
@jdr@lemmy.ml

[-] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 5 days ago

exactly

[-] jdr@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 days ago

It's in one of the secret chapters

[-] ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz 5 points 5 days ago

@jdr@lemmy.ml
secret?! how do i read it? am i not prayed up enough?

[-] jdr@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago

Just have to do some sort of gnostic ritual I guess?

[-] ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz 5 points 4 days ago

@jdr@lemmy.ml
i am no stick!

[-] jdr@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

You sticking to that story?

[-] ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz 3 points 4 days ago

@jdr@lemmy.ml
well, if i do, then i am a stick. if i don't, i am not not a stick, therefore a stick.

what a sticky situation.

[-] mcz@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Christianity! Fuck yeah!

[-] jdr@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 days ago

Ain't no patriarch like an ecumenical patriarch!

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