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[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 37 points 5 days ago

Rev 1:14-16, New International Version has Jean-Baptiste's account of Jesus's appearance:

14The hair on his head was white like wool, as white as snow, and his eyes were like blazing fire. 15His feet were like bronze glowing in a furnace, and his voice was like the sound of rushing waters. 16In his right hand he held seven stars, and coming out of his mouth was a sharp, double-edged sword. His face was like the sun shining in all its brilliance.

He has white hair. ✅

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 32 points 4 days ago

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago

Nailed it.

[-] prettybunnys@piefed.social 7 points 4 days ago

Mfer was just hunting dragon balls

[-] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 6 points 4 days ago

It's like looking into the past

[-] ElderReflections@fedia.io 28 points 5 days ago

That's just his SSJ form though

[-] Jacob_Mandarin@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Hmmm. Depending on how you see it he did get stroger after a near death experience. So that checks out.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yeah but that's Revelation. So it's like when Gandalf comes back as Gandalf the White. It doesn't mean his hair was always white.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

i prefer gandalf the mocha. he had goooood hips

[-] lime@feddit.nu 18 points 5 days ago

nothing in there about clothes, hmmmmm

[-] decolo@piefed.social 14 points 4 days ago

Big Jeezy hangs dong, brother

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

and not just one dong. Big Jeezy has dong enough for anyone who wants to borrow a few (See John 6)

[-] onthesolivine@fedia.io 12 points 5 days ago

a lot of this description is fire related, maybe they just caught Jesus at a bad time?

[-] GloriousGasHole@piefed.social 9 points 4 days ago

I think Jesus was a Witcher.

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

And a sharp tongue, which isn't usually a physical description.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Maybe he used it for cutting his veggies. We will never know

[-] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Complicated way to say he was a little bitch who would talk shit.

[-] Nangijala@feddit.dk 7 points 5 days ago

Did he yell kamehameha?

[-] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

They didn’t have words for it then, but that was the 7 stars in his right hand

All hail Ultra Instinct Jesus, Amen

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

I thought the seven stars alluded to the dragon balls? It's been a while since I studied Scripture though

[-] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

White hair, "blazing" eyes, a shining bright face... did Jesus have albinism (with sunburned feet)?

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