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Narrows it down a bit, I guess 🤷🏻
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I'm over here trying to imagine the possibility that Jesus didn't have a beard.
Well, Mary Magdalene washed his feet, so we know he had a pair of them. But she didn't trim his beard, or shave him so that stays undetermined, yeah.
You mean at least two of them. All we know for sure is more than one.
Is that why Mary was so into him?
Cause he was a shlong tripod?
So John the Baptiste was a nazarite and they don’t cut their hair or trim their beard. Jesus takes over John’s mission, and there no lines from Jesus explaining why his hair is trimmed or excusing hair or anything. I know it’s popular to note there’s no reason to think Jesus was a nazarite but fundamentally I think we can conclude he likely was.
What if Jesus was one og those dudes who can't grow a full beard? We will never know
God wasn't focusing on beards when visited that season.