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You can't go back in time and undo meeting your then-partner, because then your kids wouldn't exist

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[-] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

This sounds like a good way to end up the final boss of an RPG

[-] MrOtingocni@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

A flash of colorful light

Booted feet lightly land on the ground

Standing from the shadowy throne as dramatic music plays

"Ahh it is finally time. Face me, then, forsaken child from the alternate dimension. You are just as snotty now as you were then!"

"Also, no, your mother doesn't let you stay up past 10 to watch SpongeBob Skibi Pants. I checked."

this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2026
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