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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

maybe Jesus mk 1 was a t-rex (not Korean, like Best Jesus) and didn't have the upper body strength to protect His flock from meteors

this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2026

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