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[-] kunaltyagi@programming.dev 14 points 2 days ago

"one thread per request" , "interpreter"

(Looks confusingly) That's JS and Python as well

PS: being obtuse on purpose, but PHP lends itself well to typical requirements of web hosting and you can always call out to a diff process if needed

this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2026

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