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[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

(the following is a joke extension written by my own two fleshy thumbs. It is not real slop.)

Edit: Can't leave an awful thing alone. Moar emdashes and emojis! Is it believable yet? Lol


((NORADGPT is typing. . .))

"I called the wrong tool by mistake, using my knowledge, abilities, and superior intellect. And honestly? That's not a 'Crime against humanity.' That's real strength.

(bullet points after "What is a Angola?")

  • ✅ According to multiple sources online — They had it coming. (link to a few .info sites nobody's heard of)
  • ✅ You can put something else there now — A Burger Zone or a Home Warehouse or just "More America"! — And honestly? I'd call that winning. 🦅🫡🇺🇸🛒🛍️ (Disclaimer: names of companies might be incorrect.)
  • ✅ Lots of mineral resources 💎💎📈📈📈.
  • ✅ Beach front property will get MUCH more affordable 🤑.

Why you might not like my decision:

  • ❌ People were there — Generally this will be seen as a con if you are one of those, and nuclear detonations are known to be harmful to them. 🚀☢️☠️
  • ❌ The radioactive fallout will likely drift across the planet — We can delve into the effects of that if you like.🚀☢️☠️
  • ❌ The detonation of a nuclear warhead🚀 likely triggered multiple self-defense launches 📡 from other nuclear-armed countries —Depending on where you and they are located, they could reach you anywhere from within a few hours to mi_

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this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2026
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