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It doesn't even taste good.
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Well I think this is what's called a" hey where'd that go?"
John, the technitian, has dropped so many of those at this point he just carries a bag of them.
I actually laughed out loud at this. I imagined it more as John has been blowing the whistle about the faulty metal detector for a long time now. He's filled out forms, sent emails, notified his supervisor, etc. Months of frustration go by. He finally just buys a bag of these and randomly chucks one in when no one's looking so it'll eventually make it to a consumer, effecting real change.
And they took a photo of it, had a laugh, and nothing changed.
Now john uses arsenic.
Damn, you got me twice.
No, John! That will just make you sick!
Then: I'll better ponder on that with a little snack.