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[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago

I like that the most expensive one is called "wildcard".

Sounds like it's gonna perform AMAZING feats of security some of the time and just not work at all at other times.

Kinda like the wild mage of encryption ๐Ÿ˜

[-] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago

WILDCARD SECURITY

It blasts the hackers off the face of the earth with orbital lasers! killer robots sever their network connection! It's twirling a revolver on its finger while smoking three cigarettes!

And sometimes, that revolver goes off in your face, and it posts your private key on 4Chan.

this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2026
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