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[-] ghosthacked@feddit.uk 16 points 4 days ago

American culture is fucked. I have a wife and two kids now, but I had to move to the UK for it. American media has the population so indoctrinated that you're unlikely to find any American stable enough to last any considerable amount of time in marriage. I'm at 5 years, now. If you aren't dealing with an algo-indoctrinated social media scroller, things are better

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

You moved to a country that had to invent a whole ass religion just so they could have divorces lol

[-] myyass@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Ok, I've never heard it phrased that way but that's comedy gold

[-] ViaGetty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

Enjoy terf island I guess 🫠

[-] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works -2 points 4 days ago

Bro had to outsource the means of reproduction to an island nation run by a shadowy cabal of mostly white dudes wearing funny outfits pulling the strings behind a figurehead monarchy the local culture is completely infatuated with. Basically just like every successful American business venture ever.

this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2026
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