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this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2026
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That reminds me. It's time to piss on my balls again. Lads, who's with me?
Lmao let's not pretend urine doesn't go anywhere but from urethra to toilet. The only people who would read this and think "no, my balls are definitely clean after work and using the bathroom x times today" are either incapable of critical thinking, or 6 and haven't figured out how liquids work yet.
Anyone with a penis knows shaking it doesn't keep things clean, and that last little drop of pee likes to try and hang around. And that's assuming you aren't a grower who might actually be able to pee on their balls without meaning to.
My dude, if you want to go around with a bunch of guys holding your balls for physical or emotional support, interacting with people who just moments before their hand met yours was also holding themselves, you go for it.
Until then, maybe adjust yourself in the bathroom and wash your hands afterward.
fun fact - in most males the tip of the penis extends beyond the balls... We don't piss on our balls.
Are you high?
It curls like that if you cook it.
Lets be inclusive here
Splashback dude, splashback. Usually imperceptibly, but it will build up over the day.
Also, you telling me you've never needed a pee so bad that it blasted out like a pressure washer? And that gets even more splashback
You aren't wrong but you seem to be thinking of circumsized men, the foreskin normally keeps that last drop contained
You're carrying around a drop of pee with you everywhere you go? My mind is literally blown.
A bit of moisture yes :/
I'd love to have toilet paper or a bidet function at urinals. For now I just wash up when I get home from work
You guys just shake those weenies off at the urinal and leave it to marinate in there. Get off your high horse, lads.
Clean guys don’t. Clean guys stand there for 5 extra mins, wipe off with TP, then paper towels, then wash weenie in sink, then put under sanitizer dispenser and spray the sucker down. And if you don’t carry around bleach wipes you are a fool.
In a public toilet? Those usually have no privacy on the sinks
Show me those clean boys. I am ready to be wed.