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[-] Varesti@lemmy.zip 20 points 3 days ago

Me, it just seems like it would, I dunno.

[-] zout@fedia.io 40 points 3 days ago

It's rather the opposite, the shrinking makes for less small accidents because the junk gets less trapped or dangling in the way.

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 21 points 3 days ago

It feels like your nipples getting soft

[-] Varesti@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 days ago

Oh, ok, well that sounds fine... But they get hard when they're cold. Thinking about it, it's kinda odd you don't get hard when you're cold too. (Or maybe you do, but I meant all guys.)

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Wait a minute. You're right. Why DOESN'T it get hard when cold like my nipples!? What the hell!?

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 days ago

Because your nipples get hard due to the erectile muscles (same as goosebumps, a holdover from when we were hairier), and your scrotum is constantly adjusting to keep the ideal temp for sperm production/genital function.

[-] Kenny4tunes@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Genital function, in the current economic climate?

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Genital function? Yeah I sure hope it does

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Well, I don't appreciate it.

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