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Malaphors (lemmy.nz)

submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 48 points 6 days ago

Don't count your chickens before you put them all in one basket

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 days ago

But what if I paid for the 10-piece meal?

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago

I like how this bucket of chicken is casually thrusting for no reason.

[-] bonesawmcl@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Well duh'... Then someone else has put them in the basket already, so you're good

[-] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

Put two birds in one basket?

[-] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

First you get the birds stoned.

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