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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 days ago

From I Love Lucy... Ricky tried giving Lucy an ultimatum in his broken English...
"Don't cross your bridges before your chickens have hatched!"

this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2026
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