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submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 45 points 5 days ago

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

[-] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 11 points 5 days ago

That's some Groucho Marx style shit.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

[-] FluorineBalloon@programming.dev 4 points 5 days ago

An old friend always said "time flies like fruit flies like a banana."

I've always preferred this version because of the flow, and because it makes you think a little more before it clicks.

[-] Axolotl_cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

You just made me dylexic I read melons, then when i read dyslexic i go back to read again and i read lemons but wait, wasn't it melons? So I read again and it's melons 😭

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 9 points 5 days ago

I guess I spawned a cognitohazard xD

[-] Axolotl_cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago

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this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2026
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